Two Death Threats in One Day

Not a record, but close. I work in the Registrar's office here at UNT and me and some of my co workers (LaShanda and Tatum) were talking about the movie Bewitched. It is seriously in the top ten of "Absolutely Idiotic Movies." There was no point. But anyway I voiced my opinion and I guess that made LaShanda mad so she made some comment about how I looked like I was twelve. I told her she looked like she was 8 months pregnant, then she thereatened me with a ruler. She said she would kill me with the ruler and rip out my voice box. Then she hit me several times and since I was picking on LaShanda, Tatum had to step in so she hit me too and she threatened to kill me, put me in an envelope box, put the box on a dolly and pull me up to the attic and leave me there. It was really nice and I can't wait until co worker appreciation week. Just trickin- I can't wait to get out of there. They were just kidding about all the threats and stuff. LaShanda really is crazy though. They make fun of me because I am going to A&M. I can't help that I chose to go to THE BEST SCHOOL IN THE PLANET!!! I chose between TCU, Baylor and A&M. Baylor offered me $26000 and TCU offered me $18000 which is enough to cover the letter telling me that they are offering me $18000. A&M was my last choice but then I woke up saw the light, got a full ride, (and the light got brighter) and now I am the PROUDEST member of the Fighting Texas Aggie Class of 2009. Whoop! Anyway thats enough for today. Till next time, Gig 'em -Me